The protector of Italian virginity. The rock, the hard place. Walk in the garden of turbulence! She's quick, she's funny, she makes lots of money.

Normandy is better than most other places. (Bayeux, France).

Normandy is better than most other places. (Bayeux, France).

The humble and quiet German cemetery in Normandy. (La Cambe, France)

The humble and quiet German cemetery in Normandy. (La Cambe, France)

My hotel/guesthouse in Normandy. It was 4 types of haunted. (Bayeux, France)

My hotel/guesthouse in Normandy. It was 4 types of haunted. (Bayeux, France)

De rien, mon lapin (Lyon, France).

De rien, mon lapin (Lyon, France).

Inverse tree shadow at the Fete des Lumieres (Lyon, France).

Inverse tree shadow at the Fete des Lumieres (Lyon, France).

I drank all of these, 100 years ago. (Bordeaux, France)

I drank all of these, 100 years ago. (Bordeaux, France)

You should have seen how quickly this became my meal. (Barcelona, Spain.)

You should have seen how quickly this became my meal. (Barcelona, Spain.)

Tapas, delicious tapas. (Barcelona, Spain.)

Tapas, delicious tapas. (Barcelona, Spain.)

Bullshit,” auto-replied Mabel.

—Student’s dialog that I’m correcting.

Thanksgiving in the tastiest and drinkiest of manners. (Pezenas, France)

Thanksgiving in the tastiest and drinkiest of manners. (Pezenas, France)